PERSONALIZE IT: That's what I do... I (your input) I drink and I know things
Some shirts shout. This one just quietly judges everyone.
Customize the middle line with whatever you claim to be good at:
“THAT’S WHAT I DO, I ___ , I DRINK AND I KNOW THINGS.”
Maybe you fish. Maybe you play guitar. Maybe you avoid people as much as possible! Whatever your talent is, this shirt lets you tell the world.
Made from soft, lightweight Airlume cotton — the kind of shirt you forget you’re wearing until someone says, “Hey, nice shirt,” and you pretend you didn’t plan that.
Clean fit, classic crew neck, tear‑away label, responsibly made. Basically: comfortable enough for real life, honest enough for your personality.
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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Any goods purchased can only be returned in accordance with the Terms and Conditions and Returns Policy.
We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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